Well this is my very first post. Highly doubt that anyone at all will read it. Thought I'd point out to everyone that as I was watching the NBA playoffs a realization came to my head. All the archaeologists claiming that they cannot find the so-called 'missing link' need look no further then the rosters of two NBA playoff teams, the Dallas Mavericks and the Detroit Pistons. Take a look at these two below, Ben Wallace and Dirk Nowitzki, then compare them to the face of a male silver backed gorilla. With that fro I fear Ben Wallace, but the one that does me in is Dirk. Look at that mouth. I would be afraid to leave small children around him as they may just get eaten.















Even more shocking is what can be found below. Ladies seriously, you telling me you would go out with Dirk if he weren't worth millions? Maybe I need to have a sitdown with this guy and figure out what kind of person he is, perhaps he has one of those personalities that women go wild for, or perhaps he's hung like the freakin giant that he is, or perhaps its one of those multimillion dollar contracts that he signed???? Will the world every really know??? My guess would be C


















One last thing before I go. Game 5 of the mavs/suns series. I think the Suns got a little ripped off. Not that they deserved to win, I just think that those two technicals called when the score was 88-89 mavs in the fourth with something like 8 minutes left was a little ridiculous. Anyone else wonder why the hell home teams get so many fewer fouls called on their players then the visiting team? Like how can Shaq get 5 or 6 fouls on the road, but as soon as he is back in Miami he gets 2 or 3. I understand home field advantage, but that should be with the fans only, the refs should remain impartial and not be afraid of people like Mark Cuban.